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the Usual  3.17
Monkeys play games for Cyberkinetics.
 
 
allo Ian  2.25
And now the wheels of heaven stop, you feel the devil's riding crop : Get ready for the future, it is murder.
 
 
fly button zip  2.21
Well, your mileage may vary.
 
 
on them things like evary day  2.16
Camera on loan, tiny traveling books, new mystery bands on CDR, jeans on low heat, color train route maps printed out black and white, I thought twenty four hours didn't leave time to buy a ticket.
 
 
oh well  2.13
Servlets may be overkill. Meanwhile, something simple. The Lion and the Pimp.
 
 
Jail Epiphany  2.3
A role model that ends up in jail is no role model. First West tried to backpedal over his mistakes, Kimble went broke over his music video lifestyle, and now the people within arm's reach fail close inspections. What's a boy to do?
 
 
Nostalgia  1.26
Say what you will, city of angels, follow the light, GAF, look it up.
 
 
tommorrow kidz  1.16
m9ndfukc versus Murat : deyBejuk8tud n Stuph.
 
 
Cleaning House  1.14
Some of you may prefer Mac box furniture : I haven't finalized my chrome plated message : all my friends drive'a lo'rider : don't forget to email your mother : lighten up with some impolite comics.
 
 
Isao Shimoyama  1.11
If I had time, I'm mention things like the roach robot.
 
 
what are things?  1.4
Raw links to S30 and anhedonia for Google.
 
 
Time moves in numbers  10.17
Too study : For skin : Six style
 
 
Brenda Angiel  10.13
Cirque du Peter Pan : bungee cord Jazz : boys and girls dancing in air.
 
 
Sit back and let it happen  10.4
cmart : LazyHostage : DarkCloset : Xanax : theJMprojects : Skam
 
 
 
 
And down for you is up  8.30
From living chips ... to dead kids.
 
 
I Luv Fedz  8.26
Glocks, suburbans, and college degrees. Brian West has become a statistic for the Computer Analysis Response Team.
 
 
Complex  8.21
I haven't really been paying close attention, but apparently the Digital Visual Interface (DVI) is a new connection standard for digital video streams. (Similar to FireWire/IEEE1394) HDCP encrypts video streams flowing over DVI between set top boxes, computers, HDTVs, digital video recorders, and fancy flat screen displays. A number of mega corporations have already adopted this technology/standard, wasted money implementing it, and are now selling you products that use it. It's as useless as DVD encryption, but it's illegal for anyone to tell you.
 
 
E4T the rich  8.15
The : unAmerican : Elite : Difference : Quick : Dead : Invisible
 
 
 
 
En why sea is Gee oh dee  8.12
Develop Industrial : Destroy Rock City : Volume One
 
 
you want fries?  7.31
Step 1 : Write Netscape.
Step 2 : Open nightclub.

BiggerHand is older than I.
 
 
Unload  7.25
Where did everyone go? and why? Billboard liberation is now part of the problem. Peggy lives in the white building opposite the park. There are so many books and so little time.
 
 
Deoxycholic Acid  7.8
We are shrinking the world's food supply for one reason: The hundreds of millions of people who go hungry cannot create a sufficient "market demand" for the fruits of the Earth. So more and more of it flows into the mouths of livestock, which convert it into what the better-off can afford. Corn becomes filet mignon. Sardines become salmon.
Meat is your friend.
 
 
a valuable member of society  6.27
I promise : Beaterz is the same as tonymobile : She is forever online : Zelda The Legend continues.
 
 
The beautiful people  6.10
If it's on TV it must be real : Venture Capitalists are you friend : The world epidemic doesn't exist : Please help enslave the world
 
 
Big faces when they fold out  6.3
You can't make Big Money until you have gray hair.
 
 
The Farce is strong  5.31
If you haven't even watched Pulp Fiction then: (a) You really need to watch it (b) kung fu kenobi's big adventure may confuse you. If you'd rather, just visit New Venue for other movies.
 
 
Zilog : Eighty  5.29
For these who are confused by the logo in the top left corner, I present someone else who understands.
 
 
Uber Car  5.28
It's a solid brick with effortless control over the laws of inertia; It is unfairly superior. Regardless of what you tell yourself, you get what you pay for. Ang Lee is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Fallon is a huge advertising agency. BMW builds fine automobiles. Chosen is the five forty immortalized on film.
 
 
Peter Parker  5.26
If your name is Sony, then you probably spend large amounts of money on a promotional website for your latest movie. (Don't skip the intro; That's the good bit.)
 
 
Spiritual Machines  5.20
I refuse to buy XLNX stock. They bought the Rex from Franklin and then started selling an inferior version. They recently issued a press release about a new Flash intro on their website. Despite all this brain-dead behavior, Xilinx is still a huge player when it comes to ASIC/FPGA chips; CPUs with re-programmable instruction sets.

Adrian Thompson builds Machines that learn.
 
 
hitchhike  5.17
May 25th is Towel Day in remembrance of Douglas Adams. I've got his books, grew up with the Infocom game, watched the bad television episodes, and am seriously concerned about suddenly dropping dead without warning.
 
 
Clutter is bad  5.16
The Best Designs just keeps getting better and better, while I stand and watch from my air-free container. New license plates. 9300K cool white. Six more perfect pieces of chocolate.
 
 
Anime Music Videos  5.7
Big kids at home with DVD rippers and MPEG encoders and lots of free time on their hands tend to produce some very interesting results. Apparently, there's a huge following. See? I'm a fun person.
 
 
Tide comes in : Tide goes out.  5.3
So lately, I'm very tired. Strangely, I don't have anything setup to merge/split/sort the XML data. Did I mention that I'm tired?

Stef ... Power Puff Girls meet Hot Topic

Jessica ... I hope she doesn't find out and get upset that I comb through her site and blatantly steal the truth. Ah, storyboards.

Olivia ... Since someone doesn't know who Nick Drake is or what he sounds like, here's the VW comerical that made him re-famous.

Myself ... Occasionally I worry that my morbid humor somehow has a negative effect on my life. Then I wonder exactly how long the day would be with no humor at all.
 
 
Call this number: it's free.  4.25
877-338-6747
 
 
Known as man of few words  4.24
I refuse to fabricate a new item every single day for the sole purpose of keeping this site "fresh". Stuph appears in the sidebar, information has been assimilated, take it or leave it. (I'm too busy trying to merge and sort multiple separate XML files.)
 
 
My stick can beat up your stick  4.20
I'm not exactly sure why, but I dig the fighting stick figures:
    The "original" stick figure fight
    The newer-yet-still-inspired-by fight
 
 
At least Sybil likes me.  4.16
Armed with what appears to be a large can of FrontPage, Sybil has somehow managed to link to my website, so I just had to link back. :) Since I haven't managed to get the multiple page thing happening yet, and before I get too much text/news on this one main page ... I'm just going to throw the list-of-links on the bottom of the site.
 
 
Any To Any. End To End.  4.15
Is your company having an e-dentity crisis? Then you need to utilize the eNormicom Image Bucket Program to eBrand your eWebsite with a swoosh logo.
 
 
Grindcore Lives!  4.11
If you know what LobsterMagnet rhymes with:
  A) You may be trapped in the 80's.
  B) You know Peter Steel's real name.
  C) You will appreciate this movie..
 
 
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